This may be TMI, but I can’t pass up the chance to compare my pubes to Sidney Crosby.
Last week, after some interesting chatter with other Red Pill Ladies, I decided to give the Landing Strip a try. Up to this point, I’ve either gone with trimmed and clean around the bikini line, or full-on bare. I only shave, haven’t tried waxing, so going bare tends to be sort of uncomfortable after a few days, a little like walking around with sandpaper on your crotch. It makes jeans a wee bit uncomfortable.
Interestingly, after my last pregnancy, I had some postpartum hair loss. Not just on my head, but my pubes starting falling out too! All I could do was laugh, because I’ve never heard of that before. Not all of it fell out, but it felt pretty close. When it started growing back in, it was finer and lighter.
I haven’t touched it since the c-section, because my scar is a little scary to me. But like I said, I tried for the landing strip.
I trimmed it short with a trimmer, and soon realized that it was almost as patchy as Sidney Crosby’s playoff beard. And that’s saying something.
I broke out the razor anyway, and apparently symmetry is not my strong suit. So I shaved more on the other side. And then it was too much, so I just shaved it all off. Oh well, back to square one.
I’m sort of concerned that its going to grow back in even more Crosby than before, but I guess I’ll just have to live with it. I may look into waxing if that’s the case. Maybe I should look into vajazzling?
And the Google Image Search gods smile on me today! Let’s commemorate the Vancouver Canucks than with some vagina decorations! How better to tell your man to take a dive!
I’ll be here all night, folks. (RIP NHL, you are only a joke to me now.)
Share your ladyscaping secrets with me, ladies!
