Gentlemen, it’s true. I got married. I didn’t listen to the advice of my parents, friends and colleagues and got married to Jeu anyway.

The deal is that getting married is no joke and should be taken very seriously. Choosing and deciding who to spend the rest of your life with is the most important decision a man can make, so I took my time and after over a decade of being with with Jeu, I decided to make it official.

Let me be clear, I would not have married Jeu if I didn’t truly feel love. Jeu provides me with consistent excitement, sexual satisfaction and knows how to keep the ‘chase’ exciting.

I’ve known Jeu since I was around seventeen years old and as the years passed became more involved, until I can’t tell where the difference begins and ends with Jeu and I.

Jeu gets me.

Jeu allows for my mistakes.

Jeu is continually exciting.

I can travel with Jeu and still have fun, unlike past relationships.

Jeu doesn’t require much, if any money at all. Jeu is so low maintenance that’s it perfect for a tightwad like myself.

No matter how bad things get, Jeu always reminds me of what is possible in my life.

When my family, friends and everyone else involved in my life let me down, Jeu has always been there for me.

One of the best atributes of Jeu, is that I can take Jeu anywhere and it only enhances my experience.

Jeu is okay with me having an ‘open relationship’.

Jeu is always there for me when I need to take time off and will still be there when I return.

Jeu is always providing me with opportunities to meet girls if I desire, so as you can see, is the perfect choice for marriage.

The greatest thing about Jeu is that the longer we’re together, the better our relationship gets. The more I put into Jeu, the more I get in return. Unlike my other relationships, I really get a return on my investment.

I decided to tell you gentlemen first, because it’s only right for me to be upfront and honest. Jeu has changed my life for the better and I will never leave. How could I? Until you find your own Jeu, you won’t really know what it’s like.

Another great quality about Jeu is that Jeu doesn’t want kids, nor a big wedding. This is perfect for a gent who isn’t big on having kids and would rather celebrate our marriage with a bottle of premium vodka, a pack of cigs, an 8-ball and a hotel room. Jeu is even open to bringing another girl or two into our celebration. Hell yes! What more could a man like me ask for?

Jeu is perfect. Jeu is a challenge, even after a decade of our relationship.

‘Jeu’, in case you haven’t gotten it yet, is the French word for ‘Game’.

Yes, I married game.

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