The hormonal pill works by tricking the female body into thinking it’s pregnant and stopping the release of an egg each month. This produces certain subtle side effects that are probably all but invisible to a layman, but to the trained eye become increasingly obvious. I actually dislike the feel of a girl on the pill, because to me she seems fake. Such is the burden of knowledge, but better to be wise than live in ignorance.
The caveat here, is that obviously it’s not going to be 100% effective in cases where she has been on the pill for some time and she’s “forgotten” to take it just recently, or her doctor has told her to stop taking it and she’s “forgotten” to tell you. For the purposes of this article we’ll give the bitches the benefit of the doubt, as that is not the subject we are discussing.
Any man whose known the girl for some time, should be able to spot the side effects wearing off, and since pregnancy is far from a one shot deal every time, it might save the odd fella from being hoodwinked. At the very least you will be able to spot an outright lie, where she’s not taken the pill in a significant amount of time, or has never taken it at all, and announces that she’s “on the pill.” It might also put pay to the odd career bitch who promises the father to be that she’s ready for a kid, but carries on climbing the corporate ladder (and sleeping with the boss).
What To Look For
Fluid retention is a well-documented side effect of both the pill and pregnancy, but of course this blanket term gives us little to actually go on. She’s not going to have swollen ankles like an 85-year-old grandma with jetlag—and the term itself is misleading, because the physiological effects don’t appear exactly as you might expect. It’s a question of careful observation and practice. Those of you who have trained in an analytical science will probably find it easier to hit the nail on the head right away, but anyone can do it.
The traits we want to pinpoint are a combination of three basic factors rolled into one, caused by the unnatural hormonal misbalance and the fluid retention. The fluid is largely held in the lymphatic system and causes a tension in the body’s tissues. It’s most easily spotted in larger and softer areas, such as the thighs, buttocks, breasts, and to a lesser extent in the arms. Certainly touching a girl on her bicep can give you a pretty good indication, especially if she is more prone to side effects, but generally once you clap your hands on her naked ass, and stroke her thighs, you will know right away if she is on the pill. With a little practice it’s like spotting the difference between a dog and a cat.
In a nutshell the buttocks and thighs will feel more taught. A layman can easily glance over it as nothing, (especially as he’s now hypnotized by the access to her pussy that is going to ensue shortly), but with a little experience of girls who are not on the pill, the difference becomes so obvious she might as well have a red hat on. The fluid retention also causes the skin to become drier and tighter. Thus her skin will feel more papery and tight, as opposed to naturally soft and supple. Think a Dove add, verses a paper bag blown up full of air.
The female lacks a couple of hard dry outer layers of skin that males have, and thus once on the pill, her soft supple skin will feel slightly more coarse due to dryness, and tightness caused by the fluid retention in the tissues below. As I mentioned, the thighs and buttocks are the most obvious areas and in the beginning you’ll know it best by touch.
Later you’ll glance across the pool and be able to see that hottie in a bikini ought to reconsider her birth control options, because her ass is tight like a balloon. In addition to a slightly drier, “pulled tight” and more raspy skin (all very subtle), her buttocks and thighs to touch will feel very full and tight. If you try to squeeze her ass for example, especially when you have her naked, it will be like squeezing a fake breast, as opposed to a real one. Her muscle tissues are retaining fluid and thus don’t have that soft, loose, marshmallow-like texture to them. Think of an air cushion verses a foam cushion. The effect and look is similar, but the air cushion is far less forgiving to the touch due to being pressurized from within.
I hope this gives you something to work with. It’s always good to be able to appraise your surroundings and observe to gather information. You glance around the room and, provided the skirts are short enough, you will be able to pick who is on the pill or not. Even on sites like Tinder, with practice (and the right photo), you should be able to see the pill-users verses the non-pill users. In a sense it’s almost as if her ass and thighs have been airbrushed.
Since a large majority of young women in the developed world are on the pill, the best way to learn this skill is simply by finding girls that are not on the pill and asking to squeeze their naked ass—for the cheeky players amongst you, it might even make a good pickup routine. I slept with the very first and very last image, so I can be sure of my facts.
No Pill (Soft and Natural)
Smoother, oilier more supple skin, soft forgiving muscle tissue, heaven to touch.
With Pill (Taught and Papery)
1. Tighter Appearance
2. Papery to touch
3. Harder and “pressurized” feel to muscles beneath.
A bit fake, once you’ve tasted the real thing. It’s a bit like comparing Kraft packet cheese to a hand made, artisanal product. The imperfections are more obvious, but the quality and texture is miles apart.
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