1. Croatian girls are tall, tan, and thin. They primarily have a Mediterranean complexion of light olive skin, brown hair, and brown eyes, though blondes are not uncommon. Their long necks accentuate graceful, model-like figures. They have round asses but generally small breasts. They are, hands down, the most beautiful girls I’ve seen in my European travels, blowing away just about everywhere else except for pockets in the Baltics. They are both sexier and hotter than Polish and Ukrainian girls.
2. While Croatian girls are feminine, they seem ready for Westernization. Girls openly complain about wearing heels. If god came down from the sky and told them they didn’t have to be feminine anymore, the streets would be littered with makeup kits, shoes, and other beauty accessories. There’s a lazy “Why bother?” vibe I picked up, meaning it’s no surprise that there’s a high acceptance of hipsterism and the sloppy dress that it entails.
3. Most girls are sweethearts, but several negative personality traits will reveal themselves to you after a while. Girls can be crass, picky, lazy, and, most importantly, critical. Croatian girls are the pickiest I’ve encountered, with many girls openly criticizing me early in the approach about my physical flaws or chosen line of conversation. Not only will they constantly judge you, but they will do so in undiplomatic terms. The more confident the girl is, the more you’ll encounter these negative personality traits.
4. They are hypergamous by nature. Girls with boyfriends will be completely open to an approach, not dropping that fact until late in the game. For this reason I’ve made it a requirement to ask about the boyfriend within 15 minutes. Whether that’s good game or not, it made the difference for me in not getting strung along in text messaging hell with girls who wanted to play the field while in a relationship. Unfortunately, a large percentage of Croatian girls have boyfriends, but of course there are still many single girls around.
5. Almost all girls speak English. Everyone has to learn it in school from a young age.
6. Foreigners are well-liked. It’s not that Croatian girls don’t like their own dudes, but they feel that their country is boring and dull. They want to meet guys from exciting places like United States and England.
7. They offer a much better ROI than Ukrainian girls. In Ukraine you have the tough Eastern mentality, transactional female natures, rectum cities, and language barriers. In Croatia you have a pleasant capital city with English speakers and girls who are easier to get into bed. It’s a no-brainer to pick Croatia over Ukraine, though the verdict is still out on who makes a better girlfriend. Beware: the word is out on Croatian girls and you will have to deal with other love tourist competition in the next five years.
8. My game in Croatia automatically turned cocky because of the amount of attitude I encountered. The attitude wasn’t automatic, but it happened enough where I had to turn on the parts of my game that I haven’t used since America, especially when it came to getting cockblocked or bitched out by a fat friend. As long as you stay out of the snobbiest venues in the city, you shouldn’t have too many problems with this.
9. Isolation away from friends is key. Once you master isolation, you master banging Croatian girls. The move that helped me isolate and led to the most bangs was “Let’s go for a walk.” You must resist all her attempts to de-isolate in the form of bringing girlfriends along. If you’re going for a fast bang, there is no benefit to trying to wow her social circle.
10. The older women (approaching 30) put out many spinster characteristics that are similar to their American counterparts. Their attitude is rougher, they play a lot of games, and they constantly test you. At an age where they should have a softer vibe in the hopes of competing against their younger counterparts, they can be a pain in the ass to deal with. I preferred to work in the 19-23 year old range.
11. Hot women over 24 are looking for rich dudes, even sponsors. You’ll be able to smell them a mile away: impeccably dressed and done-up with the highest heels but wearing a constant bitch face. They don’t care if the guy is in the mafia or in the board room as long as he’s a big fish. As Western culture infects Croatia and destroys the nuclear family, I predict you’ll have a lot of attractive older women waiting for a wealthy man to marry them. Ten years down the line, this may set up an excess supply issue that facilitates Croatian mail-order bride businesses.
12. Ignore reports on the internet that Croatian sea resorts during the summer are a great place to bang local girls. I found this to be hype. The sea resorts are huge sausage fests (both foreign and domestic sausage) and the girls know their value. It’s not uncommon for them to be surrounded by gangs of friends. While you can still do it, it’s far easier to bang a girl you meet in Zagreb in the middle of summer using day game than to compete with a bunch of horny, drunk guys on the seaside.
In spite of the many downsides you’ve just read, the average men will appreciate the talent in Croatia more than my diminishing favorite, Poland. My experience in Croatia did take away the glow I had on Polish girls because the quality I banged in Croatia was indisputably higher. The only question is if the party will continue as more love tourists head to Zagreb.
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Ah, good old Trg Jelačić Square..
Zagreb. I can’t believe how often I went to that place. :)
What, is that Croatia’s Milliklubi?
“The only question is if the party will continue as more love tourists head to Zagreb.”
I don’t think you have anything to fear in this regard. During the cold war, Yugoslavia (and especially the croatian part) opened their borders for tourists from Western Europe to get some much needed cash in so-called hard currencies. Many germans went there to spend the holidays and brought back croatian wives and apparently there are still enough left…
Actually, the opposite case was much more frequent. Czech TV did a report not too long ago about “Croatian Doves” (local men who would hunt female tourists and nail them) who fathered children with Czech women who were on vacation and returned there.
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Roosh, you’ve nailed it 100%!
Just call them Yugoslavian, that should get them talking and yourself a good spray…
Long live Field Marshal TITO!!
They’re assorted by religion.
Catholic Yugoslavs = Croats
Muslim Yugoslavs = Bosniaks
Orthodox Yugoslavs = Serbs
Sounds like Croatia was poosy paradise about 5 years ago.
Do you really have to be given everything on a silver plate?Meditteranean countries have never been pussy paradises,climate and tons of tourists make wonders to a woman’s attitude.
Speaking as a Croatian I can safely say that Dalmatian women are the most attractive but as Roosh has found out, it’s much easier to land a Croatian woman up in Zagreb.
His prediction of “Croatian mail-order brides” won’t pan out as it’s not Eastern European in orientation, but rather central-mediterranean.
His prediction of “Croatian mail-order brides” won’t pan out as it’s not Eastern European in orientation, but rather central-mediterranean.
I love Italian girls. They’re probably among the most feminine in Western Europe, and very open and friendly. French girls are also pretty good, although they have more of an attitude than Italians. Only downside to Italy is that it’s a sausagefest, so any Italian girl you get with almost certainly will have a boyfriend somewhere.
And from what Roosh wrote here, and what I’ve heard elsewhere, Croats seem to be sort of a Slavic version of Italians.
Pretty much, except for the far north where they will resemble Austrians or Magyars are bit more. Dalmatian and Istrian women are closest to Italian.
“While Croatian girls are feminine, they seem ready for Westernization. Girls openly complain about wearing heels. ”
High heels are a Western invention. Throughout Eastern cultures many people go barefoot much of the time or wear sandal like flat shoes. So why do you equate flat shoes with “westernization” and high heels with Eastern femininity?
Not that far East, Reemee.
Any plans for a ‘bang croatia’ Roosh?
I hate the fact that it’s all in flux and what’s worse is that I’m sure it’s subjective, but to what extent? Gotta go there to see.
By Roosh
“They are, hands down, the most beautiful girls I’ve seen in my European travels, blowing away just about everywhere else except for pockets in the Baltics. They are both sexier and hotter than Polish and Ukrainian girls.”
No way are croat chicks more beautiful than russian or ukraine chicks. I have been to croatia and have fucked prettier.
“2. While Croatian girls are feminine, they seem ready for Westernization. ”
In other words: why bother with these skags who are simply going to turn into pig-shit once feminism finally sets into their culture
thaought ukranian girls were hotter naughtynomad gave them 5/5
I agree with your assessment that what’s termed “game,” (marketing catchphrase) is nothing more than not socializing like an awkward sperg. That’s why I find the dudes who have prostrated themselves before this “concept” to be so utterly ridiculous and shortsighted. However, I disagree with your assessment of what game is and how roosh presents himself.
First, I don’t see money and status as something “passive.” Rather, they are the only resolute predictor of your success with women; they are fundamental elements underlying the a woman’s natural attraction triggers. Everything else, i.e. how you dress, your physique, your confidence, and your “logistics” arise from how much resource you have and how skillful you are at leveraging it.
roosh is not entering warzones. He is in Poland and other parts of Europe. To my knowledge, these countries, outside of Serbia/Kosovo/former Czechoslovakia have not experienced war or famine for over two generations. What’s really at play here is that roosh has more wealth than the average dude perusing the bars and so he knows how to leverage that to his advantage. He gets apartments in prime locations that the average Polish or Ukrainian dude could never afford, goes out to clubs frequently (again something the local dudes can’t afford), spends money on dates, and is an American and thus considered “high status.”
Read this: http://www.returnofkings.com/999/passive-game-vs-active-game
good old Trg Jelačić Square. I love that place, scores of daygame opens. Can’t wait to go back in a few months.
I spent a few months in Bosnia and Croatia and found Bosnian and Serbian girls to be much more approachable than Croats. Then again, this was back in 2000 and there was a lot of resurgent nationalism in Croatia that seemed to generate some anti-foreigner sentiment. Bosnian chicks in Sarajevo were fantastic…hot, approachable, and very little games. Croats in Zagreb and Split were just the opposite. The women seemed to have some serious attitude and tended to overvalue themselves. My thoughts: avoid Croatia and hit Serbia and Bosnia instead.
One other tip for you prong warriors out there. Lots of Italians vacation on the Dalmatian coast…I found that at Trogir, you get a high percentage of Italian female tourists looking to bang. They were very aggressive and willing.
I’m croatian and IMO Roosh is pretty accurate here
Just a few notes about
#4
Croatian girls consider it embarrassing to be single, so a lot of them are in a relationship with guys they don’t really care about.
and #11
I really wouldn’t recommend Zagreb or any of the continental cities during summer. The capitol is kind of deserted as so many girls move to the coast for the summer. Especially those in 16-23 age range (high school and college students) who are free of classes during July and August. Financial crisis is not an issue, so many people have relatives/summer houses on the coast.
When it comes to love tourism, it’s best visiting Zagreb and/or Osijek in spring and if coming to Croatia during summer, avoid the most hyped places like Zrce beach and Hvar, and go to smaller towns on the coast instead. Makarska, Vodice and Crikvenica are all amazing during summer: great nightlife, lots of girls, nice beaches…
top advice and on the ball, you can still get hot chick in Zagreb in July but it’s not as populated as other months