1. No good deed goes unpunished. Yesterday I posted a picture of a seemingly happy couple, complimenting the guy on his game and the girl on her looks. Turns out the guy is gay (he fooled me) and his friends are getting uppity, all because I complimented his pussy-getting ability. Whatever. They are obviously new to the internet with their “you have no life” arguments. Next thing they will tell me that are “it” people in DC or something. Sorry my life is isn’t going to Fly every fucking weekend to party with the same fucking people. Please teach me how to be cool.
2. A girl who I refused to go down on publicly reacted to my post on Tuesday by basically saying I have mommy issues. I wrote something spiked with venom that was ready to crush her but I decided to put it aside. I have no choice but to defend my honor if she continues the psychobabble.
3. Both Kathryn and V shut down their blogs today. The DC blog community as I know it is over, and I fear the brain drain has just begun.