Updated: Answer below.
Anyone want to guess how much this hotel room in Copacabana, Bolivia costs per night?

Glad I brought the porn machine laptop

View from balcony
Hints:
1. It has a standard bathroom with a sometimes warm water shower.
2. It’s one block away from the lake in a pretty prime spot.
3. Towels or soap are not provided.
4. There is no TV.
Answer: $3.95 / night