I saw about 400 feral dogs a day in Chile but this is the only one worth a picture.

Towards the end of the movie Ghostbusters 2, a lady’s fur coat touches Vigo’s slime and becomes a monster or whatever and scampers down the street. That’s almost like how this carpet freak looks like when walking around. I imagine when it lays down to sleep you can’t tell which side is its head and which its ass.
Postscript: Since writing this I’ve met a beer drinking dog who was also picture worthy.