Jamila, a recent recruit to Chateau Roissy, has emailed me pics of herself (more specifically, links to pics of herself). I can confirm that, despite the protestations to the contrary of a number of incredulous commenters, Jamila is indeed a fairly attractive conservative black woman of slender proportions. (Note to Mu’min Loves Fat Wu’Min: Definitely not a hippo on the charge.) Actually, there were a couple of women in those pics emailed to me, but since both were attractive my assessment remains operational.

Why did I post this? A milestone was reached. Jamila is the fastest an internet girl has presented her photo to me for judgement following some expertly delivered salvos of my devilish charm. Less than a couple hours. She beats Hope (a few months) and FeministX (time to Roissy judgement indeterminate) and a few others who I will not name here. Granted, there is some controversy that FemX may actually be Half Sigma in Tamil drag. They do have similar writing styles. However, until proven otherwise, I’ll take FemX at her word.

In conclusion, attractive, slender conservative black females exist. Of course, if we define “conservative” by the Roissy standard — that is, cutting off all welfare and paying no mind to the losers dying in the street — then Jamila is likely not a conservative. But the Roissy standard is a tough one to live up to, so I’ll cut her some slack.