Random thoughts on the new epoch…

Forget Obama’s unremarkable centrist Inaugural speech in which you might wonder if the Left conveniently rediscovered patriotism and the wisdom of the Founders. The good “”"Rev.”"” Joseph Lowery slam dunked the festivities with a rousing sermon chastising whitey for the unforgiveable sin of not bending over and taking it up the ass, and infantilizing everyone else who can’t get their act together:

Help us then, now, Lord, to work for that day when nation shall not lift up sword against nation, when tanks will be beaten into tractors, when every man and every woman shall sit under his or her own vine and fig tree, and none shall be afraid; when justice will roll down like waters and righteousness as a mighty stream.

Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get back, when brown can stick around — (laughter) — when yellow will be mellow — (laughter) — when the red man can get ahead, man — (laughter) — and when white will embrace what is right.

Let all those who do justice and love mercy say amen.

The spirit of the Lord moves me with His Word. I can feel the light and the love of Jesus Christ entering my heart. Oh Dear Sweet Baby Jesus! Bless me with your unfathomable goodness! Oh Lord, grant me your wisdom! Through your only begotten Son I pray for the Reverend Joseph Lowery and all those who sway catatonically to his words:

FUCK YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER.

amen.

I can haz bad trends?

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The time for unity has arrived. It’s been arriving since the dawn of time.

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The media hasn’t just sucked Obama’s cock. They’ve wrung out the last drop of his hot steaming load, swished it around their mouths, gulped it down slowly, and goatse’ed themselves into a giant hopeful O-shape so it could come out the other end untainted like a virgin shit. They have lost all credibility. If I were Obama, I wouldn’t say a word. I’d just step aside and let my fawning lackeys do it for me.

For Obama to achieve a second term he will need to betray his deepest principles. Unless, that is, he has no deep principles. Judged by what he has written in his autobiography, it would be a good thing for the country if he didn’t.

The country is moving left because the demography is moving left. Expect this to get worse. Expect the overseas tax haven business to boom.

George W Bush governed as a crypto socialist multicult religio-populist. He is an idiot and a fool. For those who believe in freedom and truth, he has done more harm to the cause than any avowed enemy could have done. The most insidious enemies are those who have bought and betrayed on the cheap your easily won trust. Whores.

Everyone’s a conformist now.

Al Gore still lost.

Along my street, American flags have suddenly cropped up in windows. If you know anything about my neighborhood, you know it is practically ground zero for SWPLs. These newly minted patriots were the same ones cheering on the “freedom fighters” of Iraq’s C.H.U.D. army to teach America a lesson. Hey guys, remember your motto?… patriotism… last refuge… scoundrels? Ah, why bother. Hypocritical pukes.

Empires die when the unproductive outnumber the productive and the elites do nothing to remedy it. In fact, they work to hasten the reckoning and clink champagne flutes as the ship lists perilously into the icy waters.

When Ted Kennedy dies in a most painful manner from his head cancer I will do a happy dance. No man has been as singularly responsible for bringing America to her knees than him. May the demon vultures of hell feast on every last morsel of his bloated rancid carcass for eternity.

In the end, truth always wins out. One way or another.