My mistress’ ass is nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her ass red;
If snow be white, why then her ass is dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow in her crack.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her ass;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the gas that from her ass reeks.
I love to hear her fart, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she sits, it’s ass on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think her ass as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
- Shakespeare on the perfect phatty
roses are red
violets are blue
her ass is the best
one cheek, or two!
- me
It’s not often in this world you bear witness to perfection. I saw the perfect ass. It was like a beacon drawing all men to its splendor. Tight, round, ample, firm, pert, jutting, smooth, cellulite-free… like two globes of love strapped postproduction onto the tops of her legs. If the perfect ass could be sculpted in white marble by history’s greatest sculptors — Michelangelo, Donatello, and Bernini’s artistry combined — their masterpiece would look like this girl’s ass:
she blinded me with hiney
INSPIRING.
Ass lover VK saw the white short shorts, knew what that meant, and pounced for the kill.
fingers touching.
She was cute, too. Kind of like a French pixie. Let’s have another look.
flawless
Not too fat, not too flat. Juuuust right, like baby bear’s porridge.
This chick is a role model for all women. Every girl should aspire to be like her. With an ass this perfect a woman will find happiness and love in her life. She will be fulfilled.
I predict my female readership will double for this post to check out the competition. Your gender is weak.
