Tap dancing around the truth

You find honesty in the strangest places these days. Like when Internet humorist and supernerd Spoony (aka Noah Antwiler) posted his video review of New Moon yesterday. It’s both insightful and hilarious, so I urge y’all to go watch it now. All forty-six minutes and thirty-six seconds of it. Additionally, Spoony appended a note to his review in which he goes on a tirade about Bella and her sheer narcissism. He concludes with this:

Anyone who relates to this girl is incredibly disturbed and needs some serious mental help. Anyone who’s ever been in love has perhaps wrestled with the same feelings, the same neediness that Bella experiences in these movies, but good lord, it’s a high school crush. We got over it. We moved on. Sure, that first love and that first loss were hell, but we got a fucking grip on our lives and moved on. You should never have to beg for love, and if you do, it ain’t love.

Mr. Antwiler, my geeky friend, you have just discovered the awe-inspiring power and world-rending amorality of that elusive entity otherwise known as the gina tingle.