This is why I own a gun

The capital of New York State is such a lovely place to live:

UPD just received word from Albany Police that there was an attempted robbery which led to a stabbing on the corner of Western Ave. and Ontario Street at about 8:50 pm on Saturday evening, November 7.  There were two victims, one of whom was a UAlbany student.  The victims are both reported to be in stable condition.  The perpetrator of this incident remains at large. I will keep you apprised of new developments as necessary.

The suspect is still at large and is described as follows:  Black male, 5”11”, 185 lbs, blue jeans, black puffy coat, blue Yankee hat, beard, armed with possibly a kitchen knife.

How many incidents like this have we had in Albany this year? A dozen? More than that? And they’re not just happening in the projects and the slums, but in the “good” neighborhoods. But hey, the APD installed a CCTV camera at that intersection, so it’s all good, right?

All of you fuckers who voted for Jerry Jennings should be dragged out in the street and shot – which, if the crime rate is any indicator, may just happen to you anyway. You’re prima facie evidence that most people are too stupid for democracy.

Meanwhile, I’ve just added “can clean a gun” to the list of talents any woman who is interested in winning my heart should cultivate. Prepare yourself for the coming anarchy, because it won’t be pretty.