When making a woman’s gina tingle is outlawed, only outlaws will make a woman’s gina tingle

The fairer sex (hat tip: Cliff Arroyo), my dick:

The sister of Premiership footballer Calum Davenport yesterday mouthed the words ‘I love you’ to the man accused of repeatedly stabbing her brother in the legs in a race row.

The West Ham defender is alleged to have made it clear he disapproved of her relationship with Worrell Whitehurst, who is mixed race.

Police were called to the semi-detached home of his pregnant sister, Cara, following the arrival of Whitehurst.

Both men then left the property but Davenport, 26, was later found in a pool of blood outside his mother’s nearby home in Bedford.

Whitehurst, 25, was charged with grievous bodily harm at Bedford Magistrates’ Court.

Miss Davenport, 28, who is expecting his baby, attended the hearing, clearly showing a black eye. She sobbed as he was brought up from the cells and mouthed ‘I love you’.

Davenport suffered severe bleeding following the attack in the early hours of Saturday. His mother Kim Stupple, 49, was also hurt in the incident.

There are still fears Davenport may lose a leg, despite four hours of emergency surgery at Bedford Hospital. He remains in a ’serious but stable’ condition.

The loving couple:

There are two types of people in this world. There are people who think that women are the better sex, the more moral sex, the sex that is closer to God. And there are people who know what’s what.