Lots to read at Hooking Up Smart today. I love her summing up point…

“The population is effectively divided into two groups:

A promiscuous minority of both men and women.

A majority of both men and women having sex with a small number of people during their lifetimes.

Whether you consider this good or bad news depends on your sex and your appeal to its opposite.”

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Maybe I’m just starting to feel my age, but I seem to remember that the party crowd just made more noise than everybody else. They weren’t actually out numbering the rest of us, not by a long shot. Just because Spring Break is on TV doesn’t mean everyone actually goes to Cancun.

Some days the Manosphere seems like a very strange landscape. Is it all just about wanting to finally be one of the Beautiful People? That somehow there’s a golden ticket back to Spring Break in 1991 and we’re finally on MTV?

I mean we talk about this…

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And expound on aggressive hypergamy like this…

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Why name tags for conference hookups should not be permanent like this…

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And drool over and sing praises to this…

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Advise against approach anxiety like this…

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To become a complete master of game like this…

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You’ll need some smooth opening lines like this…

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Develop the the perfect move like this…

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Bachelor number three WTF is this…

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Jennifer worries about this…

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Game works on everyone. Well nearly everyone, careful of this…

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Some people even discuss the cost benefit ratio of occasional this…

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Because lets face it, we all have a big ol’ dose of this…

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And we all want the perfect woman, who is a little of this…

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A little of this…

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A little of this…

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Supports our hobbies like this…

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Is willing to pitch in and help like this…

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And of course culinary skill like this…

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Does not PMS like this…

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Is somewhat less popular than this…

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I lost my train of thought when I saw this…

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Not so much of this…

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In the dark, can find this…

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This is all a lot of work for one woman actually. Maybe she’d need to be cloned like this…

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I think this is Jennifer’s theme song…

As I get older, I start to think more and more that Aristotle is right. And even if he’s wrong, we’ve got kids now anyway. That changes everything.

Maybe we just need a fucking date night. I forget when we did that last. I guess I have to Google it….