Well ain’t this just the Alpha Beta theme song…
How Do I Let a Good Man Down?
Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
See we’ve been getting on
So good so far for so long
No, you never hurt me
No you never gone and done me wrong
(Lots of Beta, I feel so safe.)
I know that something just ain’t no good
But you always do exactly what you should
(But I’m a little bored.)
So tell me?
How do I let a good man down?
How do I let a good man dow-ah ha down?
(I love you, but I’m not in love with you.)
You got to believe me
I didn’t mean to find nobody else
I don’t wanna hurt you but I gotta do right by myself
(It just happened… over 40-50 hours of chatting on Facebook.)
You make me happy but he gives me thrills
You give me comfort but he gives me chills
(His Alpha makes me wet. You’re nice.)
So tell me?
How do I let a good man down?
How do I let a good man dow-ah ha down
(This is kinda awkward isn’t it. Can we still be friends?)
I know that it’s crazy to walk away from such a good thing
But I’m gonna gamble and I bet that this ain’t just a fling
(Behold the dopamine effect.)
I can’t have my cake and eat it too
So I gonna get up and walk out on you
(Seriously you aren’t even going to fight for me?)
Please tell me:
How do I let a good man down?
How do I let a good man dow-ah ha down
(I know the dog was yours before we got together, but I want to take him with me. Is that cool?)
How, how do I let him down
I said, I
I gotta let him down
I said, I
I gotta let him down
How do I
How do I let a good man down?
How do I
How do I let a good man down?
I gotta let him down
I gotta let him down
I gotta let him down
I gotta let him down
(The ring was a gift you idiot.)
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