I’m exhausted to the point of falling asleep on the couch and gently prodded awake by Athol after sleeping for who knows how long. I edit last nights post as best my sleepy brain can and we head off to bed…

Athol: You look beat, you want to skip?

Jennifer: No, we can do something.

Athol: You’re on the bottom, sleepy baby.

Jennifer: Yes!  (I love being on the bottom)

Athol: You don’t look like you want to orgasm though.

Jennifer: No, not really. Tired.

Athol: So what would you like? Gentle Jostle, Ocean Voyage, or Almost Raping?

Jennifer: Hahaha…the first and last I get, but what’s Ocean Voyage?

He doesn’t actually answer me, just climbs on top of me and with the duvet still between us sets a steady rolling rhythm while kissing my neck. Don’t ask me how he thinks this stuff up on the fly, but he does it all the time.

Jennifer: Okay, Ocean Voyage. You’re incorrigible.

Athol: The weather might get a little rough toward the end.

Jennifer: Hahaha

Athol: On your stomach or back. Just decide.

True confession. I’m happy to get him off, but I’m also tired and it will finish much faster on my stomach. I stretch out face down and he pulls the duvet clear off the bed and climbs on top of me.

We have a short and sweet ”Ocean Voyage”…

Athol: Thank you for your compliance.

Jennifer: Thank you for you consideration.

Athol: I’m just happy that you think being held face down and fucked is me being considerate.

Good grief he’s an ass lol.

Yep…that’s my life.  Not a bad deal and I like that he keeps me laughing. 

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