If you like video games and read up on them, there’s a good chance you’re a misogynist, but that’s no worse than being a supplicating puppy dog  or a stuttering beta tub of lard if you ask me. But you better be careful with that woman-hating attitude of yours, or you’ll get caught up in a $200 million dollar class action lawsuit if you can find a lady lawyer to take your case.  It seems misogyny can be found everywhere these days, even at a women’s apparel retailer if you happen to be black.

I don’t know what all the hubbub is about with this gender inequality stuff since women call the shots at home and go on to be awarded permanent alimony while men are told to figure it out on their own. Maybe it’s just me, but I’d rather be an Alpha female trying to retain her title, or a woman falsely accused of feminism or even a female college student fending off a drunken kiss than be a man trying to worm my way out of a false rape accusation. Then again, some women have the decency to make false rape accusations and not bring a man into it — unlike those British Nanny types who shouldn’t be called sluts simply because they can’t take no for an answer or function without an Alpha male.

In the end, if you’re falsely accused of rape because your partner didn’t enjoy it or if the state of Maryland orders you to pay $6,000 per month in alimony and child support to a woman you bought with a goat, you can always move to Russia.

Now you know what I know.  We’ll chat next week. Don’t forget to follow me on twitter.



5 Responses to You’re A Misogynist

  1. img-1783817039-6a52e34f1da033.37531081.png Heh

    On the Maryland alimony story — my solution is deport both their asses back to the Congo!

  2. img-1783817040-6a52e3508caec4.61111915.jpg John Galt2

    Gentlemen – check out this outrageous story in the Wall Street Journal (from 2009)

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703399204574505700448957522.html

    30 YEARS after a divorce agreement, the ex wife comes back to the trough like the pig she is and rapes him for more money. There is no escaping the court system!

    The modern man is a fool to marry in today’s society. An absolute fool.

  3. img-1783817042-6a52e352072994.19142367.jpg mccock

    russia keepin it alpha
    heard in japan the woman takes the kids and disappears and no alimony

  4. img-1783817039-6a52e34f1da033.37531081.png Heh

    “in japan the woman takes the kids and disappears and no alimony”

    Kid not kids… that’s if they bother to breed at all, which they usually don’t.

  5. img-1783817043-6a52e35374e013.49359596.jpg Power Hydrant

    “in japan the woman takes the kids and disappears and no alimony”

    True, but to Japan’s credit it’s actually pretty hard to get a divorce compared to the West, so much so that it’s debatable whether Japan’s really a Marriage 2.0 country at all. And most of those cases are clueless drunken white guys who married Japanese women, so it’s a bit skewed; I wonder if it’s the same for Japanese guys.

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