Why I Came Back Home From South America Earlier Than Planned was an April Fools joke, obviously.
I also did a joke on Virgle Kent. On Sunday night a “cute brunette” made a post on Craigslist missed connections about our night out on Saturday:
This was upstairs in the patio. I was watching you hoping you’d come talk to me.
You=black man, very built, with beige jacket. You were hanging out with a very hairy man with long hair.
Me=cute brunette with black dress. My friends were being anti-social. I’d love to touch those muscles!
I thought I’d have to enlist the help of a confederate to help spread the word but Roissy and Arjewtino both found it within a day and emailed him.
Part of VK’s email to his missed connection:
I’m betting that this is probably a hoax from one of my other friends or a group of spinsters I know that don’t like me. I’ve got money riding on it being a set up. But yeah, I was the bald black guy with the hairy friend.
