Previously: Video prelude to this post
Have you noticed that when you jerk off with your other hand, it feels like someone else is doing it?
When I was younger, I used to jerk off with my other hand so it would seem like an alien was abducting me. It was all fun and games until my mom caught me. I should not have told her the truth.
If women knew how to please me, I would not have to jerk off with my other hand.
