A man takes a Russian girl named Tatiana out on a bar date. She’s having “a really great time” with “good body language.” All signs point towards him getting laid, to hearing loud cries of “Da” as petite Tatiana reaches sexual climax. Then she goes to the bathroom. To empty her bladder? Maybe—but most likely to fix herself up for the guy she’s about to have intimacy with. While she’s gone, guess what he does.
He slips a drug in her drink.
The bartenders see it, take back the drink, and catch up with her outside while she’s having a smoke. While they are telling her about what happened, another bartender sees the guy do it again. I don’t know if I’m more mad at him for trying to drug his date or for just being so sloppy.
This is how I would do it: I would be sitting next to her, talking, and then tell her to “look over there.” She’d look and then I would drop the pill in her drink while making a “BOOP” sound effect. Then when she turns back, I would stare at the ceiling like I saw a bird, and urge her to drink quickly before all the ice melts. I predict a 100% success rate.
Last Tuesday, Judge Bouliane sentenced [Tatiana's date], who had no prior criminal history, to one year in jail but suspended six months of that. Szlamnik entered jail voluntarily in January after agreeing to plead guilty to transporting and furnishing a narcotic rather than to a crime directly related to a planned sexual assault. He is due to be released in May.
If the energy this guy spent obtaining pills and figuring how to deliver them was put into teasing, telling stories, and making a good effort to venue change to his place, sex would have probably happened. Now instead of pounding a hot Russian girl, he’s in jail getting pounded on by large black men. Game, not drugs.
Previously: Date Rape Druggings Are A Myth
