Previously: Best Email I’ve Ever Received.
I’ve been hanging out at Lucky Bar on Thursdays lately because of their budget $2 mixed drink happy hour. I thought it would be a good place to invite this girl who initially emailed me to say she thought my blog was funny. She didn’t show up, but a few days after she sent me this email..
hey new friend. so i just moved and have been sans internet for the past week and it looks like i missed out on a super sweet happy hour special, and an opportunity for you to make a sorry attempt at getting into my pants. well if you and your posse are down for a do-over, i’ll see if i can make room for you this thursday.
I know she is just trying to be funny, but how can any self-respecting alpha reply to this email? Any type of reply would be admitting that yes, I indeed would have tried to make a sorry attempt to get into her pants. But that may not have been the case. A week before I got this email…
were you at lucky bar tonight….? I thought i saw a greasy haired fellow who looked like you.
She was just trying to be funny too, but that kind of makes me wonder how this type of “game” gets out there. It would me like writing, “Hey I saw your fine slutty ass last night at the bar but didn’t get a chance to get up on that booty heh.”
I’m not saying these two girls want to bang me, but what good does this type of tone accomplish? Am I laughing?
(I am definitely not smiling or laughing.)
Now here are emails from two different girls in Brazil that made me smile.
hahahahahaha.i loved the video!!!! i can see how busy you are! hehe
and..
Here the summer is over… which doesn’t mean absolutely nothing!! It’s still sunny and hot :-) Tomorrow I’ll have an açai for you, ok?
Come on, it’s not that hard.
