Sofia Vergara is saying she’ll walk down Sunset boulevard naked if her show wins an Emmy.
She will not be the first hispanic to get naked after losing a bet.
For those that say diversity does not enrich your culture, I have the proof right here.
I hope this becomes a cultural trend, one that I will support wholeheartedly.
Here’s the added bonus, if women like Sofia run around naked, this may encourage other women to start shedding the weight.
Secondly, if it becomes a cultural trend, again more women are going to be conscious of what they look like naked because if they lose a bet, they could end up baring all to a wide swath of people. No hiding your flaws under the poor camouflage of clothing.
Third, the public shame and mockery the chunky naked streakers would again slim down the populace and lead to a healthier country, thus saving billions in the healthcare industry and perhaps staving off economic collapse as the feds take over healthcare.
Sofia could very well save the United States.
