But I’m sure there’s a convoluted reason for why this is a sign that people have fallen, or that the people that put the statue of Jesus up are unrepentant sinners and that Lightning striking it down is not a sign of  God’s displeasure with Christianity in particular, perhaps it is  God’s displeasure with how feminized the churches have become that they serve not the Father, but teh wimminz.

Yeah, that works.