I was talking to Talleyrand yesterday about all the women I know and their messed up lives. The poor decisions, their short term outlook and long term hopelessness. If a guy pulled half the shit these women do, I wouldn’t give them the time of day. So as an exercise, I’m going to list off the myriad fucked up things I can think of all the women I can come up with off the top of my head.
Girl #1, mid thirties, single UB3. Waspish personality. Thinks she’s a good girl but will jump in the sack on the first date. Everything that happens to her is unique in the entirety of human existence. Believes she’s a 10 and is holding out for supreme alpha.
Girl #2, mid thirties, UB4 (could be a HB6). Sweet personality. Sexually abused as a little girl by a family member. Probably a bit frigid as opposed to going in the slutty direction. Creates long lists of criteria and behavioral hoops in her head for the men she dates (but doesn’t tell them) and then dumps them when they fail.
Girl #3, mid thirties, UB3. Generous personality. Desperate for a LTR, but when asked about it admits she’s only had ‘hook ups’ and no relationships. Ever. Runs away at the first sign that a relationship might get serious. Has a thing for younger men but get’s annoyed at their beta behavior.
Girl #4, Late 20′s, HB7. Father hung himself two weeks after she was born. Mother went through a string of cads. I suspect she was sexually abused by a couple of them. Shit tester extraordinaire. Loves asshole game. At the first sign of beta behavior she’ll dump the guy. Uses betas for ego boost. Good in the sack though.
Girl #5: Early 20′s, HB7. Tall and lanky. Falls hard and fast with just a little bit of aloof game. Powerfully insecure due to being in the shadow of two younger brothers who her parents showered with attention. Gets way too attached way too fast. Cloying personality because of it. Fairly easy to get in bed (from personal experience).
Girl #6: Mid 30′s, HB5. Artsy type. Married with two kids. Has had $40K worth of cosmetic surgery to ‘fix’ her ‘broken’ body after the two kids. Decided after kids that she wanted a new career. She’s working to become a sex therapist. Feels all women should be able to fuck as many guys as they want with no repercussions.
Girl #7: Early 50′s, Used to be an HB6, now a UB1. Thinks she’s still hot and all that. Still wears mini-skirts and dresses like she’s in her 20′s. I shudder at the vision of it all. Not happy that she’s a grandma. Piles on the perfume. Seriously, it makes me nauseous.
Girl #8: Mid 30′s, UB2. Married to a nice beta boy. She rules the roost. Has two kids, the oldest of which is a terror. Call’s his behavior a ‘phase’ and celebrates the kid for his intelligence. Has trouble seeing things for any other perspective but her own.
Girl #9: Early 30′s, married with one kid. Used to be an HB9 (model with an agency contract), but now is an UB1. Drinks too much (alcoholic) and eats too much, 250 extra pounds on a 5′ 11″ frame that maybe had 120lbs when she was modeling.
Girl #10: Late 20′s. UB3 but could be a HB5 if she got her diet in order. Subsumes her personality in any realationship. Has no identity outside of the guy she’s fucking. Super easy and will put out by no later than the second date. Will let a guy raw dog after only two weeks. Has ridden the cock carousel, but her looks are fading fast and she is getting desperate.
No, my current LTR is not on this list. If our status changes I might write something up, but for now I’ll leave her out. I could rack my brain for a few more, but this is just the ones in my immediate circle that I run into.
