Ok, this is super serial. ManBearPig is on the loose. Just kidding. By now most of you should be aware of The National Enquirer story on Al Gore’s alleged sexual assault of a masseuse. A police report was filed but no charges were brought due to lack of evidence. Did the assault happen? Who knows. Was there a cover up? Possible.
Let me tell you a little something about the City of Portland, Oregon. Most who live there believe their town is nice and clean. A very law abiding populace. Like any big city there are good people and bad people. Just as in cities like Chicago, Detroit, New York, and Boston, if you know the right people things can get done. After all, there have been cover ups in the city of Portland before.
