A Florida woman wanted to go home from work early. What to do?
Disable phone system. Check.
Kill the power to the office. Check.
Light a fire in a filing cabinet. Check.
Go home with pay. Check.
Ah, the perfect crime. But only if she could keep her mouth shut. During an employee meeting she mentions the fire started in a filing cabinet. Bosses take note that they hadn’t told the employees where the fire had originated. How could she have known?
Curses, foiled again!!!
