A cougar has been named the most beautiful woman in the world by People magazine.

Is she attractive?

Sure.

The most beautiful woman in the world?

Ha ha ha ha. Not even when she was young and nubile.

I am sure this reassures many women that they’ve “still got it.”  I am sure there will “be praise” and comments about how the standards of beauty have changed in our society.  About how things have changed.  How empowered older women are sexy.

Nothing has changed except the lies you’re telling yourself.

A quick question:  How many guys can think of a woman more attractive than her without straining?

Question two:  Between Megan Fox and Julia Roberts which would you pick?  or perhaps Rhianna? or Jessica Biel?  Or Alba? or Beyonce?  or some local girl you know?  I can list probably a hundred famous women (here’s a list of some, even if i disagree with several they have on it) I would put before her (although honestly she would beat out Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama).