You know, people stop me on the street and ask me, “Obsidian, why do you go so hard on that guy OneSTDV”? Why, I say? Because its so easy to do, that’s why. I mean, he’s the gift that just keeps on giving, and it’s a lot of fun, too.
Take yesterday’s post from his site, where he laments the existence of the smash hit blockbuster movie, Twilight; as per usual, my comments will be interspersed throughout his missive:
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Monday, November 2, 2009
Vampires: Master PUAs
So I decided to rent Twilight and see what the big deal is. For anyone not familiar with the current vampire trend, Twilight is about a high school girl in upstate Washington who falls in love with a vampire. Imagine The Notebook mixed with Dracula or just Buffy . The movie mainly revolves around the relationship between Bella and Edward, the vampire. Apparently, the author of the Twilight book series is a Mormon housewife. Yet rarely does such an accurate portrayal of the efficacy of Game arise in popular culture.
OBS: Right off the bat, OneSTDV gives clear, first person and damning testimony that he doesn’t understand the creature that is Woman AT ALL. Twilight may be the latest wrinkle in the Vampire genre of books and movies, but by no means is it a new one. More to the point, yup, the author of the series of books is indeed a Mormon, and she, like every other Woman on the planet, has an intense sexual natue that guys like OneSTDV simply cannot or refuses to grasp. This is a universal thing, from Amish Love, to Thug Lit, to the Barbara Cartland novels a century ago, to The Story of O, you name it. YES, OneSTDV, books lik Twilight are to Women what Belladonna and Jenna Jameson are to us, OK? Its Porn, and it makes BIG money, as the box office numbers from Twilight clearly shows us.
Now, I’ve never seen Twilight myself, and probably won’t because I really don’t have any reason to-but because I know and possess Game, and have studied and observed the creature known as Woman for a very long time, I can tell One that just about everything he saw in the flick is highly relevant in the seduction of a Woman, be it a highschool teeny bopper, or a dowdy Mormon mama in one of those throwback prairie dresses. The wiring’s all the same.
(Back to One): I first noticed the hilariously multicultural cast. Bella’s best friends include two nondescript whites, a black guy, an Asian guy, and an ambiguously biracial girl. Again, the movie takes places in upstate Washington.
OBS: Ahh, One, never one to miss an opportunity to satiate your racial animus, hmm? LOL. Of course, it simply cannot be possibility of Blacks living in upstate Washington, right? You do know that Asians have lived there for quite some time, right? And in any event, the very fact that you would bemoan something as unimportant as this, once again goes to show, that you fixate on things that completely takes you away from RELATING to someone else. As one who is so steeped in the intricacies of HBD, surely you’re aware of the tendency of such high IQ guys like yourself having trouble relating to others…especially females? Hmm?
(OneSTDV): Edward, the main vampire, uses essentially every Game trick available.
OBS: Ahh, the venom drips from One’s lips. Clearly, from what we can see here, OneSTDV dos have some base familiarity with Game, perhaps by way of the Mystery Method, but he fails to grasp its essence, hence he wouldn’t use words like “trick” and wouldn’t speak in such patronizing tones about the desires of Women and what TURNS THEM ON. Which isn’t nitpicky “critiques” of flicks like Twilight, for example. Hateration much?
(One): He’s introduced as a mysterious individual with little known about him. In his first meeting with Bella, he can’t temper his physical revulsion towards her, an act that, of course, prompts Bella’s interest. After that initial meeting, Edward engages in the classic push-pull strategy of Game, where he shows genuine interest in her, even showcasing higher value and sarcastic negging during a class assignment. In the climactic moment of the first act, Edward saves Bella’s life by stopping a runaway car, then plays it off as if nothing happened.
OBS: Let’s stop right there, because One’s said a mouthfull, surprise, surprise. First, yes, Women don’t like directness, unless in very rare situations. A good seduction is about the tease. It’s about the uncertainty, will it happen, can it happen, its not supposed to happen…which makes her want to happen even more. The Push-Pull strategy is all about one, NOT coming off as needy, which the vast majority of Men do, and two, creating more sexual tension, because unlike you or even me, One, Women NEED the rollercoaster high of their emotions going through extremes. The more you take a Woman through this, the more she will be attracted to you-SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU, which is hugely important.
As for DHV, and I’m pretty sure you know what that means, show me a Woman who’s turned on by an underling, and I’ll show you the Tooth Fairy. No Woman wants a Man beneath her, not even professional Dommes. It is important for the Man to show in some way, shape or form, that he has MORE value than she has. Edward, being “more” than Bella in every way, has done this…and she cannot help herself.
His ability to stop a speeding car that’s about to make Bella roadkill is yet another demonstration of Ed’s showing DHV-then notice how he shrugs it off. It ain’t no thang.
At that point, you could ring out Bella’s panties, she’s so sopping wet.
(Back to One): He continues the push-pull method, rejecting her curiosity, then quickly displaying interest in what she thinks. He again saves her, but furnishes the mysterious image by skirting her questioning.
OBS: YES. Never, ever, give straight answers to a Woman’s questions, is buzkill to her clitoris when you do. Turn every question into a question. I’ve said before that Game has wide uses, not just in terms of getting laid. Robert Greene talks extensively about this. When Ahmedinejad came to Columbia U to speak, notice how he handled every question tossed his way. And note the overall reception he received from the American public. Bollinger, the president of Columbia, was painted like the bad guy, and Ahmadinejad came off smooth as silk. My point, One? Don’t be Bollinger. Women don’t get hot for Bollinger.
(Back to One): Of course, Bella becomes increasingly intrigued by this bipolar, standoffish, yet charming individual. She obsesses over her new friend and finally discovers the truth about him. Bella confronts him in a shadowy forest where the following scene plays out (paraphrasing):
Edward: I want to taste your blood. I want to kill you. You’re like a drug to me. I’ve killed people.
Bella: I don’t care. I’m not afraid. Then they laid down together in the grass looking up at the sky. I won’t continue as to avoid spoilers. The movie on the whole is quite boring. I don’t understand the hype.”
OBS: No, OneSTDV, with your Aspbergy ways and need to “change” stuff, you wouldn’t. But the deal is, that Women are drawn to interesting guys, and one major way to maintain a Woman’s interest is to NOT TELL EVERYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF. Let her mind fill in the blanks.
Second-Women LOVE danger, the sense of taboo. Remember, Women have to risk a great deal more to have sex than you or I or any other guy reading this does. Make the risk worthwhile, by presenting a compelling reason for her to drop her drawers for YOU. The sense on her part that you could, if necessary, rip another Man’s head off…even backhand her if she gets too outta pocket…is a HUGE, PRIMAL TURNON for Women. Don’t take my word for it, One-conduct one of your world famous studies on the matter. Read up on the Romance novels, which makes Billions of dollars a year, worldwide. Attend some of the conferences for Romance novel writers. Email, call and ask them questions, and report back all the results, complete with flowcharts, grids, graphs, coefficients and the like.
One final point. You don’t need me to tell you that Women are far and away more drawn to the paranormal and supernatural than are Men, for the most part. The reasons for this are quite simple, and since you’re such a dashingly smart guy, OneSTDV, I’ll let you hazard a guess as to what that is.
But I will say this: so long as you show open disdain for that aspect of what makes a Woman a Woman, not only will you never understand them, they will prove to be the bane of your existence all the days of your life, not just personally, but professionally and socially, too. Please see my post on Watson for more on this point.
Now adjourn your Beaker ass. 
The Obsidian
