Dear Editor, Atlantic Magazine :
These female-centric gender essays, while drawing millions of page-clicks, have bottomed out in terms of material and freshness. Very predictable and seemingly computer-generated. Rather curdled, frankly.
It’s time to look at things from the modern man’s view, and the most vibrant writing on the web right now can be found on the numerous men’s sites (except of course for “The Good Men Project”, a feminist propaganda front masquerading as a men’s rag but easily detected from its reliance on stock-photos and celebrity references).
For example, in the following essays men reveal with searing and excruciating confessionals about their simple wants and needs vs. the conundrum of actual female desires and their expressed and/or implied demands :
What do Men Want in a Wife, and Why Won’t Wives Oblige?
and
A Man Wants a Wife, Not a “Co-Worker”
I can work these up into a sensational essay sure to draw in your readership for a frank discussion. I also have access to recent studies* that have scientifically verified the findings of the Spearhead Men.
Please contact me through “The Spearhead” about your pay scale for gender essays. No need to send me your Editorial Guidelines though.
Thanks. Elmer
*In fact, the study’s author also published “Eye of the Beholder: The Individual and Dyadic Contributions of Empathic Accuracy and Perceived Empathic Effort to Relationship Satisfaction”, which from the sounds of the title, every man should be forced to read.
