Say What?
Well, Mr. Hatchett seems to be back in the news again, and the CSEA of Knoxville is “sigh”ing. Poor CSEA, they can’t seem to get more than $1.59 /month for a few of the mothers who were dumb enough to sleep with this guy; how are they going to get Federal money off this guy? Too bad he is not rich, since he only makes minimum wage; it is unbearable for them since they can only garner 50% of his meager earnings. What is a CSEA agent to do?
This brief article goes on to talk about how Hatchett can’t be “forced” to keep his pants on, and then quotes the local CSEA representative named Gibson with this gem: “If there’s something out there like that, I’m unaware of it,” Gibson told The Times, before adding, “It definitely needs to be.”
WOW!
If only Rush Limbaugh, or Congress could have said that to whats her name a couple of months ago! You know, force her to keep her panties on, or at least not pay for her inability to keep them on. Maybe Sandra Fluke should have sex with this guy? She might definitely “earn” those forced Catholic school, and don’t forget constitutional, benefits that she has been struggling so hard for! So we can’t even allow a national radio personality to utter a bad word against someone who kills their kids for sex, and demands everyone pay for her condom/pill usage, because she is a woman; but we can have public officials publicly suggest that a man should have his junk “clipped” to benefit the State burden of TANF benefits?
The hypocrisy we weave in our nation today is staggering. We get offended, and rightfully so, when a man is so irresponsible to have knocked up 11 women thirty times. However, how is his asking for relief of child support any different then Fluke’s proposal to Congress? Are they not both forcing us to pay for their careless foolishness? How does Fluke, and all her ilk, get a pass; but Hatchett gets the ax? Also, if CSEA in Knoxville gets their way, it will be the ax for Hatchett! However when any citizen cries foul about women like Fluke, it is an epidemic of misogyny?
SO WHAT?
You want to know my cure? Male birth control! Period! If Hatchett would have had a drug like Risug years ago, there would have been no issues! He could have been as sexually active as he wanted to be, like Sandra Fluke herself! Guess what? We would have heard nothing at all! Read my article on male birth control options! Parts One, and Two if you want more on that.
However, for a public official to say that he should have his tubes castrated is ridiculous! This individual won’t get fired though. I am not saying they should fire this person! I just find the statement a poor choice of words! That it made print is unacceptable. But I digress, I need to make an apology!
Dear Sandra,
Though I find you a smug, repulsive, stuck-up, snobbish little &(@!(#(I said ho!), I am deeply offended that you had to endure whatever it is you claim you had to endure(because according to feminizm, and white knight manginas, I have no choice supposedly?)! I’m absolutely sure your right how unfair it is (whatever IT is!). The fact that you, like the eleven women who are surprisingly not named in above article, are incapable of keeping your panties on, and not sharing the “wealth” around like Hatchett. I think we need to throw Hatchett to the wolves in prison (like good loving fathers who control themselves do by their abusive ex wifes, like you will be someday I am sure) and give you your own parade in New York (because we all know you deserve it!). Being a ruthless witch, (I mean champion) of “women’s privilege (I mean “rights”) you should be celebrated for your sexual exploits! Since we refuse to allow men to have anywhere near as many options in health care as our taxes already afford women like you, we should still spend more on you to make it “fair!” I mean, you said so, right highness? Since Hatchett was too stupid to realize what “equality” means, that he does not have said options available to him (he also can’t walk away like you can, thank God, read Detroitification” if you know what I mean!), we are going to throw him in prison for you! That way there is one less man to impregnate you “against your better judgement!” Unless of course this also limits your right to sleep with whom ever you please, and collect child support when health care “options” are not “keeping you interested.” Just let we the American taxpayer know whatever you need ummkay sweetie?
lastly, as I am sure you can tell from my “heartfelt” apology, I think that since we are now going to castrate Hatchett, if it pleases your highness; can I make a suggestion? Maybe, if I may be so bold, you should get spade like a feral dog?! In fact, there are several people, I mean doctors, who would love to do it for free, I mean Obamacare, so you never have to worry when you do the Howard Stern Show equivalent of turning your self into amusement park for your male, female if you desire, or both, “escorts!”
I know, I am a genius when I serve the Kingdom, I mean Queendom!
Your humble servant,
Jesse James
