Hey guys. Back again with a new question.

Before the question -

Reading TRP for two years. Used to be a skinny, socially-anxious nerd. Now I'm 200lbs low body fat. Well groomed. Conventionally attractive. Decent social skills, kinda awkward. Have hot LTR.

I've noticed this in every relationship I've been in; and I fail them every single time. I'll set the stage because it's hard to explain.

We're out on a date, doing something fun. Out of nowhere, girl will say something stupid or ask a dumb question. "I'll do whatever you want tonight... So what do you want?" or "Why do you like me?" or something stupid like that.

I'm not an emotional person, I'm also not really enthusiastic about things. INTJ for anyone wondering.

How do you guys deal with those questions? If I answer them straightly - I fail. If I answer them sarcastically - I fail. If I don't respond - it gets kind of awkward - fail.

I'm already fucking you, this isn't a romance novel where I pontificate about stripping you down and banging you senseless. What am I supposed to do in these situations? I don't get it.