How to respond to being asked if you're a virgin?

TRPKiddo · 2018-07-19T00:45:16+00:00

Translation: are you a beta pussy-deprived dork?

I’d agree and amplify. “Yeah. Saving myself for marriage.” Make it sound sarcastic.

ShotgunTRP · 2018-07-19T00:45:30+00:00

Disagree and amplify

“They call me king dong at the playboy mansion”

“I’m the most popular Jigalo on jigz.com ask your nan”

eaus1807 · 2018-07-19T00:57:14+00:00

Say no

CapIshmael · 2018-07-19T12:26:43+00:00

"Yes. In my right nostrill".

wilkins_micawber · 2018-07-19T04:16:16+00:00

“Thanks but i’m not interested.”

W_O_M_B_A_T · 2018-07-19T06:17:07+00:00

"what's that supposed to mean?"

dropz420 · 2018-07-19T10:41:15+00:00

no u

CalvinRichland · 2018-07-19T01:31:21+00:00

Do hookers count? Does your mom count? Does your sister count? .... this is not anyone business

Title	How to respond to being asked if you're a virgin?
Author	darkbladed22
Upvotes	1
Comments	10
Date	July 19, 2018 12:42 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/9013qt/how_to_respond_to_being_asked_if_youre_a_virgin/
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