This is what passes for critical thinking and in-depth analysis in the smug, self-righteous, morally superior, far-left world of radical feminist David Futrelle: women who support Herman Cain are "a bunch of gullible, misguided nincompoops."

You read that right, "nincompoops." Isn't it refreshing once in a while to see words in print that you'd never hear among serious professionals? My four-year-old will like that word; I'll have to share it with her.

OK, so they're "gullible, misguided nincompoops." Why is that, David?

--THEY JUST ARE, DOUCHEBAG!

David Futrelle couldn't be bothered to explain it, because, like pretty much everything else on his blog, David Futrelle probably has never bothered to actually think about it. He just knows it, like he just knows everything -- because like-minded radical feminsts repeat the same things.

And what about Herman Cain himself? David Futrelle provides equally enlightening analysis -- wait for it: "Of all the terrible, backwards, completely unqualified Republican presidential hopefuls . . . ."

OK . . . . So, Why is Herman Cain "terrible, backwards," and "completely unqualified"?

-HE JUST IS, DOUCHEBAG!

Here, and everywhere else, David Futrelle doesn't need to bother with anything as ridiculous as "analysis" or "supporting evidence" for his dogmatic opinions. These are pearls of truth dropping from David Futrelle's rectum into the toilet bowl he calls "Man Boobz," ready to be swallowed whole by David Futrelle's equally ignorant readers.

He has one ignoramus reader who calls himself/herself "Captain Bathrobe." Read this brilliant person's comment about David Futrelle's post: "To be fair, I’m sure he advocates for equal access of all women to Herman Cain’s penis."

So hip and snarky! Because like all black men who don't happen to consider Jesse Jackson their spokesman, Herman Cain MUST like to stick his penis in as many women as possible. What a very feminist sentiment!

Then, equally dense "blitzgal" chimes in: "So hilarious that self-proclaimed Christians are still okay with him. It’s not like he’s breaking any commandments or anything. All the many women who claim he behaves inappropriately with them are clearly lying. No pattern has emerged WHATSOEVER."

You tell 'em, sister! Obviously a good Christian woman, you are, prejudging that awful sinner Herman Cain, who MUST be guilty of whatever the fuck the nameless women and the three royal screw-ups said about him. Because nobody's ever been falsely accused by more than one person. (Oh, wait . . . yes they have, but why let facts intrude on a good feminist circle jerk?)

A thing called "Blackbloc" dismisses the Women for Cain movement. Read his/her logic slowly to let it sink in: "It was obviously started by the campaign, which is likely mostly run by men (so the initiative doesn’t come from women)."

Then, something name "Seraph" shows that he/she was paying attention in ninth grade American literature class: "…the fuck? Somebody please tell me that letter is a Poe." (See, that's a question: ". . . the fuck?")

When you're done peering into this filthy toilet bowl, make sure you get a shower immediately. Actually, you may need a hazmat team for the clean up.