Apparently lesbian couples are the only people that don't abuse children?

http://jezebel.com/5687494/study-zero-percent-of-lesbian-moms-abuse-their-kids

Well there goes the good mood for the rest of the night. Because this came through some "did u no" post on tumblr someone sent me, I thought it was awfully suspicious that it was an amazing ZERO PERCENT. I clicked through and low and behold, the website was just parroting todays Jezebel article.

"They also point out that straight men are the most common perpetrators of child sexual abuse, so it's not surprising that this abuse occurs less in homes where no straight men are present."

Excuse me while I go shoot myself in the foot.