So I was driving yesterday and I stopped at some traffic lights. To my left was a car full of girls, I'd guess around 18 years old. This song was blaring. I really mean it, this song was LOUD. They were all lovingly singing along. I piped in for just a second because it was the first time I heard it. I couldn't believe it, didn't these girls know what they were singing? I was astonished. No doubt, the song itself is one of the catchiest I've heard in many years, but the lyrics... Wow.

It's obviously about date rape in some form. The official single album art also suggests the criminal aspect of the lyrics.

For those that haven't heard this song, I transcribed the lyrics because I can't seem to find a website with them.

Brian McFadden - Just The Way You Are (Drunk At The Bar)

I like you just the way you are,

Drunk as shit dancing at the bar,

I like it,

And I can't wait to get you home so I can do some damage.

Sometimes it's the little things we like,

We pretend to hate them,

These things make other people fight,

But in you I love them.

Take a chance let's party the night away,

Nevermind find plenty of ways to stay,

All night I'm watching you all the way,

You can't phase me.

It's a crystal ball of flashing lights,

You're the night's prime wonder,

Your sex comes crashing into sight,

Breathing lust for thunder.

Take a chance let's party the night away,

Nevermind find plenty of ways to stay,

All night I'm watching you all the way,

You can't phase me.

I like you just the way you are,

Drunk as shit dancing at the bar,

I like it,

And I can't wait to get you home so I can do some damage.

I like you just the way you are,

Drunk in the back seat of my car,

Cuz I like it,

And I can't wait to get you home so I can take advantage.

It's those little looks you throw at me,

That always brings me to my knees.

I like you just the way you are,

Drunk as shit dancing at the bar,

I like it,

And I can't wait to get you home so I can do some damage.

Your imagination takes full flight,

And you feel amazing,

Two steps from heaven dressed in white,

With your hello blazing.

Take a chance, dance, party the night away,

Nevermind find plenty of ways to stay,

All night I'm watching you all the way,

You can't phase me.

I like you just the way you are,

Drunk as shit dancing at the bar,

I like it,

And I can't wait to get you home so I can do some damage.

I like you just the way you are,

Drunk in the back seat of my car,

Cuz I like it,

And I can't wait to get you home so I can take advantage.

It's those little looks you throw at me,

That always brings me to my knees.

I like you just the way you are,

Drunk as shit dancing at the bar,

I like it,

And I can't wait to get you home so I can do some damage.

Aw yeah, here we go again,

Everybody lookin' at you, lookin' like a ten.

All messed up no place to go,

Flirting on the dancefloor, putting on a show,

So far, you killed it at the bar,

Gettin' really trashed, still lookin' like a star,

Even if you go too far,

I love you just the way you are.

Aw yeah, here we go again,

Everybody lookin' at you, lookin' like a ten.

All messed up no place to go,

Flirting on the dancefloor, putting on a show,

So far, you killed it at the bar,

Gettin' really trashed, still lookin' like a star,

Even if you go too far,

I love you just the way you are.

Cuz I like you just the way you are,

Drunk as shit dancing at the bar,

I like it,

And I can't wait to get you home so I can do some damage.

I like you just the way you are,

Drunk in the back seat of my car,

Cuz I like it,

And I can't wait to get you home so I can take advantage.

It's those little looks you throw at me,

That always brings me to my knees.

I like you just the way you are,

Drunk as shit dancing at the bar,

I like it,

And I can't wait to get you home so I can do some damage.