I choked out my Plate

InSunlightWeBelong · 2017-06-02T16:50:20+00:00

Get this shitpost out of here

Entropy-7 · 2017-06-02T16:23:16+00:00

Too much drama.

If she is giving you this much resistance to simply getting your dick wet, then move the fuck on!

max_peenor · 2017-06-02T16:41:29+00:00

I'm supposed to read all that to get a list of questions? Wtf. You are lucky I'm not a mod.

If this was asktrp and this was concise, I'd answer you.

Oh, and all chicks like to get throttled to some degree or other.

Groundhogbill · 2017-06-02T19:48:08+00:00

Jesus Christ, who puts this much effort into a 7 that acts like a 9?

Your desperate bro, you need to figure out your self worth.

Waaay to much of your time for waaaay too little payoff.

MattyAnon · 2017-06-02T17:12:12+00:00

She has a tendency to walk fast in front of me, which annoys me greatly, so I speed up to walk beside it and then in front of her in order to lead us inside.

Shit test attempt to lead and then berate you for it.

Had this once. I just sat down at a comfortable place at a crossroads. She carried on walking. I waited for her to come back to me (took a few minutes) and then I said "we're going this way". She was a lot better after that.

Prs: claims to have not have sex for 5 years until she met me, and the sex she had was all rapes or gang rapes

This is the reddest of red flags. Women are either making this shit up and you're next for a false rape accusation.... or they're fucked up by it and will relive their hatred of men through you and... same result.

Rape victims (true or fake) are not your problem.

On to the next one. She comments on how "Josh is one her baby's" and I say "oh you got many?" She says "yeah he is the originally baby from school though."

So he's one of the rapists or one of the non-sex guys? Something's not adding up here ...

Eventually she says some dumb shit about how I am a big asshole who doesn't like anybody.

Standard "I am attracted so I'm going to throw some shit your way before submitting" shit test. Hilariously make no sense at all, so best to just not answer. Like you both know what this is, and you know it doesn't merit a response. "uh huh" at the most. or just look at her.

The "we're not even friends" thing was a bit much to throw at a girl who is clearly very attracted.

She goes back to texting.

I get that you see this as LMR and testing you and you like the challenge, but this is crass and rude and makes me wonder why you'd bother with her. "You can text all you want on the taxi home".

I tell her to suck my dick - she says no I don't give head. I cry internally.

Again... "here's your taxi".

1.) Does she actually like me or is she just using me for sex?

What the fucking shit is this? There is no "liking you" other than attraction and wanting what you offer. Are you asking if this deranged rude slut has genuine feelings of care for you? No, she does not, she is not wired that way.

1a.) Does she like me, but just for separate reasons? Am I the "funny cocky asshole" guy to her that she likes to fuck, and then the Josh guy is the "alpha muscular macho man" that she likes to fuck? Or do you think it's just all the same?

You're a guy she had a fun day with who knew how to get her into bed. She isn't relationship material OBVIOUSLY, so these questions don't matter.

2.) Why is she so resistance heavy?

Because she's such a slut. She's banging five guys. She has zero attachment. She knows how to play the game. When you have this much attention, you can put up a lot of resistance with new guys, and then just see another on the way home if it doesn't work out.

She gets fuck loads of attention any which way - she literally can't lose.

2a.) She told me she was raped before. Do you think she just wants me to just get angry, rip off all her clothes and hate fuck her? (Dont get me sent to jail please.)

No

3.) Why did my condom feel dry? The fucking was easy, and my dick slid in every time, but my condom had no lube. Did she get out of the mood or something? Did I not turn her on as much or anymore?

no idea

4.) How do I deal with her constant texting of other guys while she's with me? She is just a plate, but it's annoying that I am fingering her and she stops and turns to check on a sext she got from some other dude.

hahaha this is easy: phone is off while in your presence, and left on the side (so she can't take it to the bathroom).

She won't agree to this boundary.

So you either have to put up with it or kick her out. I recommend the latter.

? 5.) Are these guys sexting her some of her plates, or are they beta billy orbiters trying to "spit game" over the phone?

Both.

5a.) How do I figure out which they are?

Both.

6.) I sent her an after sex text today. (I had a great time you dirty little freak) with the water emojis. Was that a good idea? She didnt respond to the text and it's been 2 hours. When she was getting sext's with me she was responding instantly. What the fuck does that mean?

She was instantly responding to SOME of them. Some got ignored. Some she'll go back to when she's not got a text from Chad1 for a while. She's juggling men. You have the opportunity to be one of her "babys".

You're mad if you try and work this one. You don't know enough to be able to make it work for you, you'll get swallowed up and spat out the other side.

Update: She responded. "I did too you nasty freak." With the devil horn, tongue, and water emojis.

Right.

6a.) Am I like her backup dick or something? Whenever I make plans with her she agrees, but she NEVER initiates conversations with me, and it irritates me that she told josh "you never respond to my texts."

I think you know you're not top of the pile. Maybe in time you can be, so long as you make her cum like a whore. But she sounds like too much trouble.

I guess that just means I'm not that attractive to her? Brb killing self.

Oh god, why do you fucking CARE so much?

6b.) What's the best course of action for getting her to seek me out, and text me, or at the very least respond?

Be less needy, ignore her more, get more options. Flirt and sex harder and better and less often.

7.) Why does it take 3 hours of foreplay and rough housing before I can get my dick in? How can I expedite this process?

It will be faster next time.

8.) Do you think that me choking her out turned her on?

Yes, but be very very careful. It's a fine line between rough sex and jailtime.

bulletproof0616 · 2017-06-02T23:05:31+00:00

Definitely an effeminate beta bitch trying to make fun of this subreddit

campa56la · 2017-06-02T16:53:00+00:00

Thats a waste of time to me. A piece of ass isnt worth getting fucked with and teased. Get that shit or deuces on a thot.

sudo-reboot · 2017-06-03T05:35:07+00:00

I don't come to this sub to get fucking homework assignments

PROVERBIALLEMONADE · 2017-06-03T11:39:58+00:00

I didn't read the whole thing , but if it needs a wall of text just drop her. Also share her nudes with us, she sounds hot

DiggerClam · 2017-06-03T05:03:26+00:00

Lol. You have a great career in fiction writing ahead of you.

xreichardx · 2017-06-03T00:19:06+00:00

Plate: 20 year old black and Asian mix 5 feet 8 at about 150 lb.

Stopped reading right there.

SmoothBeliever · 2017-06-02T16:37:01+00:00

cba to read it but:

1.) Does she actually like me or is she just using me for sex?

Who gives a shit: if she's a plate. You're using her for sex - who cares what her intentions are.

4.) How do I deal with her constant texting of other guys while she's with me? She is just a plate, but it's annoying that I am fingering her and she stops and turns to check on a sext she got from some other dude.

Next her if it is really pissing you off - but you seem like you are out of options.

6.) I sent her an after sex text today. (I had a great time you dirty little freak) with the water emojis. Was that a good idea?

Normally a bad idea to send an after-sex text which doesn't have plausible deniability: she could use it as "proof" that you raped her if she regrets it. You got lucky with her response.

6a.) Am I like her backup dick or something? Whenever I make plans with her she agrees, but she NEVER initiates conversations with me, and it irritates me that she told josh "you never respond to my texts."

Why do you fucking care? Seriously; she's a plate. You're far too committed to her for her to be a plate. You message her when you want a hole to make your dick vanish - if she agrees then great; if not then get another one.

6b.) What's the best course of action for getting her to seek me out, and text me, or at the very least respond?

Tooooooo committed again. You sound like a child; better yet - a little bitch.

I guess that just means I'm not that attractive to her? Brb killing self.

Lol wtf. Read the fucking sidebar and grow a pair of balls. Who cares man - seriously.

7.) Why does it take 3 hours of foreplay and rough housing before I can get my dick in? How can I expedite this process?

Doesn't want to be thought of as a slut.

enadelb · 2017-06-03T14:32:56+00:00

this is some autistic level shit right here man.

shitwiththatass · 2017-06-02T21:38:39+00:00

I stopped reading halfway. What the fuck.

REYMIFAH · 2017-06-02T23:46:29+00:00

lol gang rapes.. what a girl

DigitallyDisrupt · 2017-06-03T02:15:20+00:00

Holy fuck Batman, that guy belongs in Arkham.

jlz961 · 2017-06-03T09:11:48+00:00

Bro, I appreciate the artistry that was put into this 😂😂😂

Manreforged · 2017-06-03T14:35:06+00:00

The answer to all 8 of your questions

Why do you care?

It's one girl. If your enjoying the experience more than another then just enjoy it. If not, drop her.

If your putting this much thought into one girl your probably a bit insecure. There's no shame in that, we all go through it, but it probably manifests itself in your behavior around girls. Just something to think about.

Also if your telling a girl to kiss you 4 times before she does, your not a alpha giving instructions. Your a beta nagging her into something. Tell her once, if she Does not then maintain frame. She'll miss you a minute later, the maintaining frame will turn her on.

Keep working mate, none of us are at the destination!

Title	I choked out my Plate
Author	SmoothBeliever
Upvotes	0
Comments	30
Date	June 2, 2017 3:57 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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