"I've tried a couple of them; it ain't worth having. They like the restaurants and the bright lights of the city and honky tonks and all that. First time you load 'em down with a bag full of frogs and tell 'em to start skinning, why, they're gone . . . I've got the boat and motor, but she's got to be willing to do what I want to do." -Gerald Moats, elderly Everglades turtle conservationist, on asked why he had no wife, 2021