Butthurt female created her own male delusion calculator

functionalsociopathy · 2022-03-08T01:06:27+00:00

Pornsickness. Is that the newest term for men who watch porn?

fadedmatteo · 2022-03-07T23:12:53+00:00

She probably supports all the crazy standards of FDS lol

arrouk · 2022-03-08T04:12:22+00:00

Guys’ “standards” are so so much lower than most women realize or are even willing to admit.

Ethereal_TapeWorm · 2022-03-08T00:13:06+00:00

Well yeah if you’re looking for the perfect human the chances are going to be low but no guy is looking for an ethereal woman. Most of us just want someone who we find physically and mentally attractive that has goals in life and is at least mostly together. It’s not a high bar for either gender to want someone they find attractive in both ways who is also a competent adult.

sensual_predditor · 2022-03-08T01:55:30+00:00

Meanwhile actual men: I truly only wish a girl would be nice to me

Marktwain12 · 2022-03-08T00:07:44+00:00

The bare minimum for me is honesty and loyalty.

Most of these don't matter if I have those two things

PleasantWheat · 2022-03-08T05:50:57+00:00

"DD cups or bigger"

Someone's got boob envy

DocMcBrown · 2022-03-08T03:42:51+00:00

Let's see her standards... Oh, 6'11 white with abs and lots of money? Not unrealistic at all.

2022-03-08T02:53:47+00:00

I don't know what men standards she's going on about, but I can definitely say every man's preference is different to the other. Which is great, it should be seen as "ah, I'll be the right match for him!" Or "Okay, nope, he won't like me, moving on." I've met some men who like larger breast or smaller and perky, some like little or to no butt. Some that like athletic or skinny, chunky or fat. I've met more men that like natural hair colour, some like gingers and alot of them like brunettes. It varies from man to man, like alot with women. So, who cares? Some of it seems quite weird, but my preferences probably are just as weird - someone said my last ex partner looked like a creature that you'll find under a bridge. Actually, he did look like smeagol... stop it, stop.

It should be all about finding the right match that is attracted to you (specifically speaking - a partner for life), not everyone being attracted to you, you are just acting like a complete attention seeker at that point, lol.

Also to add - those weird calculations she's made is by WOMEN, they are the ones that keep changing the ideal look of their bodies. I mean, look at all those insta models? They all look the same, it's kind of freaky. There's no individuality. Yes, I am aware that their are probably some men that encourage it, but women started it.

denvercaniac · 2022-03-08T04:11:22+00:00

FDS is revolting and toxic.

SsoulBlade · 2022-03-08T06:00:57+00:00

So this woman still don't know what men want? No wonder we have feminists.

notarmani · 2022-03-08T03:05:05+00:00

crazy how women make up shit like this but if you take one step outside you will see every girl with some variant of a cookie cutter chad

idiotbusyfor40sec · 2022-03-08T00:34:26+00:00

So I guess guys who like all sizes of boobs or like small boobs the best don’t exist (really girls with a cup size bigger than DD aren’t common unless they’re fat). I guess guys who are chubby chasers don’t exist. Also what is perfect hair because perfect is subjective person to person. I guess guys with femdom fantasies don’t exist. Also does she really think most guys are buying onlyfans?

tipying_mistakes · 2022-03-08T01:59:24+00:00

delision

AndyMarks-RM · 2022-03-08T02:28:48+00:00

Guys who write stuff like this are alone forever with no hope in sight, people will actively try and find reasons to call a guy an incel or sexist and it's fine. This lady will continue to hate men, while in relationships with them, and nothing changes.

daddyDankula69 · 2022-03-08T06:36:39+00:00

She spelled delusion wrong

piecekeepercz · 2022-03-08T02:06:45+00:00

Let's address this....

Yes, men liek big tits, in my 40 years of owning a penis, I have never once heard a guy make it a must. A like, yes, must, fuck no.

Slim waist/big butt - yeah, some guys. A lotta guys like thick girls, or "cute little butts" like myself... pretty sure there is an extremely popular sub on reddit about small asses that does extremely well.

Literally no non neckbeard guy is asking for or expecting perfect skin or hair. I am sure she is taking men liking skin softer than theirs and hair arguably cooler to deal with than theirs as... oh I don't know.. liking feminine features?

submissive bangmaid? Sounds like you are taking men who like submissive in bed women and trying to spice it up to sound worse... which is odd considering the sheer amount of women who like to submit in bed in particular.

Pick me who stokes his ego... I think you just mean a partner who doesn't neg and argue for no reason. If that, yeah, we do like that. guilty!

Likes our bro interests.... Fuck us for wanting someone who we can do shit with that WE LIKE. Oh the horror of doing something we pick.

Okay with men liking other boobies and pretty girls.... okay..... so you assume men will suddenly find everything about other women ugly magically? Again witht he exagerating to make it sound worse.

Last one... alright ladies... how many fucking times do we have to tell you... we don't give a shit how much money you make.... but also, yeah, doing things for us., what's wrong with that? that's being a partner.

Rant over, not that the creator will read it. But we had fun

beniesixx98 · 2022-03-08T01:16:34+00:00

What's ed ?

Ogreblack · 2022-03-08T12:17:45+00:00

And like most feminist calculations, the numbers are based on how she feels about it

LilBootyBead · 2022-03-08T12:41:15+00:00

She’s claiming men want all these things because men don’t want her, when in all actuality she’s probably just a troglodyte that is insufferable to be around and is trying to credit the lack of male interest in her to male delusion because it makes her feel better about nobody having any sort of interest in her because she is such a raging bitch.

Extra-Strike2276 · 2022-03-08T02:35:59+00:00

I'd say half of those I wouldn't even notice, so really not something I've ever looked for lol. The rest would be nice, but that women doesn't exist, so why would I look.

AskaniSon3 · 2022-03-08T05:58:15+00:00

The female delusion calculator was made using real CDC statistics.

CryingMadGirl · 2022-03-08T09:02:00+00:00

What’s wrong with Ed? Sex isn’t everything smh

Iceman_Hottie · 2022-03-08T09:40:32+00:00

My list is in no particular order:

Female, over 18 (as I want a family at some point within a child-bearing age range), alive, we like each other, and not toxic.

None are hard to achieve.

T_Nightingale · 2022-03-08T11:19:52+00:00

Where is this from? Looks like you just wrote it on your own phone.

Lexinator04 · 2022-03-08T03:08:36+00:00

She exists but she got hit by a bus yesterday :(

RuskinBondFan · 2022-03-08T06:24:08+00:00

I don't think any man has all of those requirements.

InCoffeeWeTrust · 2022-03-08T11:34:44+00:00

there are 5 million more women than men in the U.S we hold the power of choice

2022-03-08T12:27:06+00:00

I’ve never been with any woman who I’d allow to pay my bills or have any modicum of control with my finances.

DIES-_-IRAE · 2022-03-08T15:44:25+00:00

It's funny how much Feminists care about men's issues like erectile dysfunction...

...when it effects them.

2022-03-08T15:52:01+00:00

Lmao, the unique single thing that applies to me on this list isthe porn part (and i dislike the whole OF market).

Well, what if we do the same but for women?

I start: Always supportive.

2022-03-08T16:52:23+00:00

Not all men think like this, only immature little boys. Its the same as the women who want:

-6ft and over

-Abs/shredded/jacked

-Earns 500k yearly

-Extremely good looking

-Clear skin

-Vibrating dick

-Sex for hours

They're both superficial and sucky.

Traditional_Job2467 · 2022-03-08T22:40:50+00:00

Projection when they act the very double standard hypocrite they are when they don't like having it flipped on their head when mirrored their bad ways on a guy

Title	Butthurt female created her own male delusion calculator
Author	piecekeepercz
Upvotes	257
Comments	79
Date	March 7, 2022 10:55 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/AntiFeminists
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