At a friends party, him and his fiance had their friends round to celebrate the potential marriage. My boys and I are about to leave, I have just put on my almost laughably excessive cycling wear and this girl (6-7) starts blatantly hitting on me in front of my friends 6 guys and her, at first I brush her off and deny her but she persisted, asking to wear my gear, climbing into my florescent jacket and grinding on me. We're at a house in the middle of this weird village, it's a pretty "sensible" party. She slides herself into the arms of my jacket so her butt is on my dick and leads us out of the room to the garage where my bike is, also in full show of the rest of the party. I'm going along with it half for the lols and half because I get the impression she's going to whip out her vag right there. I don't see how she thought we were going to bang but it was clearly what she wanted. She knows I was about to cycle an hour home in the very cold weather with a bro.

She suggests me getting on the back of the bike and her peddling, awkwardly trying to reverse the bike out while we're basically spooning and see-sawing. I can't really get over how weird it was and in hindsight I made no attempt to fuck her, but all I could think of at the time was how I was actually going to get into a place where we could bang.

Social anxiety fucked me here and I wasn't super keen to bang her (but would have done for sure if it was logistically easier and/or there weren't people who could have seen us fuck in the garage). Outside really wasn't an option because it was freezing and two people cycling back to my home is out of the question on the bike.

So: My game is fucking tragic right now, I know, but WTF was she expecting? What should I have done? There was no way I could have banged her in that house and we were miles from anywhere we could have, but she was thirsty af.