So yesterday I was sitting in a cafe when a married cougar walks in. She must have been 45 but a hot 45. And she was horny. She double takes me when ordering and then makes sure she sits almost directly facing me. She then proceeds to pretend to be on her phone while flicking her hair and constantly glancing up at me licking her lips like some teenage girl.

Visions of spending the afternoon pounding her in my apartment start going through my head.

You know in the movies, you see the guy and the girl doing what I’ve described above and the next scene is them fucking. Well why do movies always leave out the bit in the middle? Because this is what I need most help with.

The cafe was crowded, and it’s a small town so one of my wife’s (yes I know) friends could have been there and heard me if I approached. The baristas would have all heard. The cougar may have just been wanting a bit of validation. Who knows, but for all these reasons I didn’t approach.

I also wondered what I would say if I did approach after the obvious ‘hi’.

“I’m married but I want to fuck you this afternoon as you look like you really want me to” - if only lines like this were accepted by society!

I ended up leaving shortly after.

Can someone give me a brief outline of how they would have escalated these obvious IOIs through to fun, meaningless, naughty sex please?

Thanks