Despite the destruction of the nuclear family, despite toxic feminism, despite Gillette, despite the media, despite daily attacks on us as people, as men, and as fathers, we fathers are hanging on and hanging in there and doing our jobs well in a world gone mad.

Here’s to us: the fathers of America. We know who and what we are and why we’re needed and to Hell with that vast crowd of imbeciles and freaks who wish us ill.

We’ve done great, again, of course, for yet another year, despite everything. So be proud of yourself and enjoy your day.