I'm an absolute fiend when it comes to making money. In the past six months, I've made upwards of $3.5 million. For someone aged 19, that's pretty damn impressive. I'll quit jerking myself off now.

The only flaw is this: I'm a 7/10 at best, spots on my face, skinny but almost out of DYEL, very few friends and I dress like shit. Now money, time and effort can fix all of this. It won't be easy, but it's definitely possible.

Now for the question: attractiveness is based on wealth, status and resources right? Yet the more I think about it, my prodigious wealth is just a target on my back.

Example: some girl finds out I'm a millionaire. Using any means possible, she'll try and leech off of my success. She'll either want to be my girlfriend and demand I purchase her luxury jewelry, just as I've purchased a nice Rolex for myself. Or if she gets fed up, she'll cry 'rape' and my bank account will get raped when the out-of-court settlement is arranged.

Sure, being rich is great for my self-esteem and it can help me get what I want in life. Yet now that I'm in a position of abundance, I want to fuck girls and live life like the baller that I know I am. This just doesn't seem viable in today's feminist society.

What do?