Pre-requisite: Satisfactory facial and physical appearance

You must:

  • forbid sex before marriage
  • forbid and actively discourage the development of friendships with members of the opposite sex
  • forbid and actively discourage desire of intimate relations
  • avoid social interaction and personal acquaintance with any unrelated member of the opposite sex
  • actively seek suitable potential partners for your friends
  • have a positive attitude and learn to accept a potential partner from whom was sought by your trusted friend
  • form an exclusive relationship and possess a genuine commitment to the expression of love
  • naturally develop the relationship and form a close bond with your partner due to having never previously given any unrelated members of the opposite sex much personal focus, attention or particular interest
  • get married in six months time
  • primarily focus on your spousal partner as your solitary friend
  • posssess a very lowly perception of the sexually immoral, particularly those who commit adultery and those who attempt to solicit adulterous unions, especially those who disrespect your marital vows by hitting on you, as they are deserving of your utter contempt and ought to be reviled and ostricised
  • learn via the advice of the best lovers in the world, the French, on how to have mutually satisfying sex over the course of your lifetime (very hard)
  • learn how to practice sexual abstinence of periods between 6-12 months in complete marital happiness and personal contentment just like the best married couples in the world...

The keepers of "The Gallic Pill" - the French!

Good luck and bon voyage ! 🇨🇵