On tinder, chick didn't reply and I'm fucking bored so I sent her a message to call her out on it and this is what she said:

Lmao wow impressive. Unfortunately tinder is not my whole life I do have a job day to day so I don’t apologise for not responding in due time. And let them know I doubt I’ll be visiting there anytime soon if someone so desperate is going to be messaging me essays about how “sub par-unacceptable” my tinder form is! Lmao

Is there anything crafty I can say to pass this ultimate shit test and flip the switch?