So I'm sitting in the library at school and there is this couple sitting nearby on the couch all cuddled up watching something on their laptop. I just happened to turn my head in their direction and I see the guy turn his head and let out the biggest burp right into his girlfriends face. It was so loud everyone in the library turned around and looked at them. But you wanna know what the girl did? Instead of being mad about it like I thought she would, she giggled and curled up closer to him. And I'm like holy crap that makes perfect sense. Being a guy and just doing guy stuff and not giving a fuck is attractive to women because they like guys.

tl;dr: burp in a girls face, get pussy