Me and two of my friends went to a large hipster-type gathering on friday. I wasn't doing much, just drinking to get drunk. I talk a big game with the boys but i've known them too long to make any drastic changes. baby steps.

anyway i'm getting drunk and starting to dance around on my own just cause I can. i've heard that the best way to use dance game is to have fun dancing, you can't really fake it. This and other nights have proven this right. So anyway, im dancing and these girls dance between me and my friend (with whom i had a healthy distance between, as there are often plenty of gay dudes at this place). I know an opportunity when i see one, so i grab her hand and dance. spin her a few times, pull her in, grind, push her away. lather rinse repeat. i check on her friend, who i now realize is her younger sister and its her 21st birthday (happy birthday!) and see that one of my friends has her occupied, so i take her to the couch. kino bumps up a notch, and im kissing her within a minute.

she grabs my hands and drags me up to dance again. 5 mins later back to the couch. up and down, we do this a few times. I see the sister standing alone all of the sudden, and quickly thereafter notice my target for the night has also taken note of this fact. keep your wits about you gentlemen. I say oh dear your sister is alone and get proactive. ply one of my friends to dance with her, no go theyre being noodles. it's a sad day when your friends are obstacles and not wingmen (inb4 get new friends though). So i make a sister sandwich, and when that starts to wear off i beseech the friends again. this time the other friend (who wasnt dancing at all before) gets up and occupies her for me.

Now none of this shit started until like 1. I am blessed that this event lasts till 3... most bars around here close at 2, so i have some time. But time moves quickly when you need some. before I know it, its 2 30 something so i start talking about how its a shame that we have to part ways.

"well where do you live" she asks "i dunno its like a half hour away, its not that far." "well could you take me home in the morning" "yea sure" "i dunnooooo"

so i kiss her and ask her where she is staying. Her sister's dorm room. ugh, i think. "well theres a couch... and we have vodka" i'm sold. this girl wants me to come big time. but obviously i dont let her know that. "stop trying to ply me with alcohol ... " "hahahha" "is this couch in like a common room?" "yea"

so after we start getting kicked out we make our arrangements and one of my friends leaves and the other one comes and occupies the younger sister. we take a cab to this dorm room and OH GREAT all the roommates are up and theyre fucking annoying nerds and they wont go to sleep. "this is mike" they tell me, some kid on the couch reaches his hand out and i shake it "he pretty much lives here" well thats great i guess hes gonna steal the fucking couch from us. I keep it cool though. we go into the sisters room and my girl makes a terrible vodka drink and hops on top of me. i start rubbing her pussy outside of her pants, from behind (thanks vin!) just to let her know where im trying to go.

we stick it out and eventually the common room is left empty. there are still people in the other room, awake and kicking. we go for it anyway, we're drunk enough. well it turns out this girl who lives there doesnt take kindly to people sexing on her couch. thank god we had a blanket on us, coulda been (more) embarrassing.

she aggravatedly asks us to please leave. the younger sister concurs. i calmly comply but do not apologize. i ask for a # to call a cab and do so. my girl decides to come with me.

after waiting and driving for much longer than expected i finally arrive at my house. we go inside and i sex my girl up 3 times, nice and proper, with all our clothes off and a lock on the door, no worries about intruders. looks like that angry little freshman was a blessing in disguise. for some reason she will not suck my dick. i chalk it up to personal preference and don't eat her pussy again. I finger her and she comes so hard she falls off the bed, and climbs back on saying "your hands are TOO good." fuck yeah.

now... prior to this the last time i had sex was october. of 2009. there was little glory in this pickup, i didnt open the set, i didnt open ANY sets all night. but that doesn't mean that i didnt learn anything, and it doesnt mean that i didnt use anything i learned. on the contrary i used a lot that i have learned (much of it was in the little details).

anyway, i hope you enjoyed this. props to throwaraptor, i wouldnt have posted this if not for his 12,000 post (ive been here since like 6,000 or so, and you hit the nail on the head, but im a part of then problem too soooo....) anyway, hopefully this isnt the last seddit sees of me.