Went out with some friends last weekend and i was having a hard time so I just did what my afc self would do , resort to more alchohol. After a couple of shots i realized that i was acting afc and told myself not to get into my head. One of my friends almost got into a fight. I dont know why the other dude just kept following him. This is when i remembered what i read in here some time ago (sorry , i couldnt find the link) and i went party boy on him , i didnt have the man thong buuut, it was just as awesome.The douche left and didnt come back fuck yeah. After a while of trying to open some sets, non that i really felt that hooked, i went back to my friends. While i was chatting with them, I felt a girl hb8 pushing/dancing me with her butt so i started to do the same, i am very good at dancing so i managed to out butt shake her easily. This is when she turned around and said:

Her:" want me to tell you how i know that you are gay?"

Normaly this would have ruined my state, but I guess that in my inebriated state combined with the high from the party boy incident, that I didnt let her ruin it. Almost immediately after she said that i went:

Me: " Do you want me to tell you how i know that your boobs are fake?"

Guys, i fucking touched a nerve there, this girl was as self conscious as they come.

Her:"blah blah blah, they are not fake, blah blah , touch them"

I am not a guy that is going to let a golden opportunity like this pass up: i go with both hands and get a good feel and even make those bitches bounce and clap.Then after that i told her:

Me" Huh... i guess we where both wrong..." Her:"both??" Me" yeah, those are not fake and I am def not gay" **cocky ass smile

Her mouth dropped wide open. I turned around and went back to the group i was talking to before the interruption. None of them could believe what had just happened, high fives and a couple of free shots for me! In retrospect i should have stayed longer and see what would have happened , i was scared that i would get slapped or get a drink thrown to my face but now that i think about it, if she didn't do it instantly, she was not going to do it and i probably could have done something more.

I ended up kiss closing a friend from a friend hb7, i knew her a little from before, i didnt rlly talk to her , I guess that the partyboy bit and the girl encounter worked in my favor. Went to dance, kino, kiss, make out in the middle of the dance floor. I usually dont do this on the dance floor and i wasnt rlly interested on this girl but it just happened. Nothing rlly worth mentioning other than this: While we where making out, she stopped and told me the following :" Do you do this with all the girls? you probably wont even remember this tomorrow!". (To whoever posted the article on shitests from tyler durden a few days ago THANK YOU) Without even thinking about it I went "not at all, mainly just with the cute ones... what? are you going to do things to me later tonight that i will have to forget?? *wink

Her:"when i do things to you, you will remember!"

Unfortunately logistics wouldn't let it happen but, hey, it was a fun night! And now to my question , any1 have tips on getting into state with out the need of alcohol?