So yesterday morning my ex who I'm still not over texted me asking what i was thinking. This put me in a depressed mood all day so that night me and my roommate decided to get hammered.

After the excessive amount of alcohol we walked over to an irish club where I felt really in the zone. Waiting in line i opened up to these two girls, I don't really remember what I said, but I do remember that everybody was laughing at the story I was telling them, the bouncers included.

Walk in and the place is packed, i tried opening to every girl. At one point I started talking to one girl, and she didn't look interested in what I had to say. I say to her "So I guess this isnt working huh? not feeling it?" that made her laugh and she all of sudden cared about what i had to say.

I run into an old friend who buys me a shot in front of this hot indian girl. Again, at this point I was so drunk I dont remember what i said, but i did get her number.

I'm walking through the dance floor when I recognize a girl, she pulls me towards her and we dance for what felt like was a decently long time. She pulled me in for a kiss, and then told me "I saw on your facebook your single now, call me tomorrow" gave me her number and left with her friends.

Another opener I used on 2 girls was "It really sucks how bored and lonely you guys look" and they thought it was funny, i would have pursued it more if my friend wasn't standing over my shoulder like a stiff board. This was the only one I remember.

Edit: I forgot to add that randomly some guy drew a picture of me in the bar, like a really good one, and a group of girls saw it and thought that was pretty cool.