Last night I went out with my wingman. He used to cock block me until recently I showed him the Simple Pickup video on how to be a good wingman.

We were pulling a routine where we walk into a bar and open as many women as possible. Even when we get rejected, we act like ballers, laugh and move on. If we plant any worthwhile seeds, then we go back and try to get them to come to another bar with us. Out of about 10 groups of girls, we didn't get any to leave with us. I did get 2 girls to send themselves text messages from my phone. (My non-traditional / somewhat lazy but clever way of getting numbers.) Actually both of the numbers I got on the street walking to the next bar. Usually we get a couple girls to leave a bar and come to another one or back to our place for free drinks.

It is 1 am now and we have a ton of momentum. I am pretty drunk at the point and my street game is off the hook. I am giving out hi-5s and using cheesy pickup lines on dudes that are with girls. We find a group of 3 girls and 1 guy. I open the guy with a cheesy gay pickup line and make the girls laugh their asses off. I went for the HB8 since I opened, my wingman went for the HB7 and luckily the AFC guy was taking on the DUFF. Just to make sure my wingman knew who I was going for, I put my arm around her and said "wouldn't she make a lovely ex-wife for me! hahaha." Wingman invites them to an afterparty at his house which is 6 blocks away.

We ended up making out on the couch. Wingman took his girl into his bedroom. I told the AFC to call a cab and take the ugly girl home, but he wasn't even making any moves. The ugly girl decided that all her friends needed to leave because she was bored and everyone was getting some except for her.

It's not the AFC's fault that I didn't close. I could have easily taken her into the bathroom or even called a cab and gone back to my place. All that matters is that I had a fun night.