Her: "Ugh, I wish people would learn to park without taking up three parking spots"

Me: "Oh, guess you found my car then"

Her: "You ho!"

Me: "Psh, you wish I was a ho =]"

Her: "Sometimes I wonder"

That's what's been exchanged so far. I was thinking about something along the lines of "Well that's for me to know and you to find out ;)". Thoughts? Suggestions?

Thanks, Seddit!